Our favourite fish jokes this month - 2
For many people, fishkeeping is a serious hobby that requires dedication and hard work. But that doesn't mean we can’t have a little fun and laughter along the way! Here are some hilarious fish jokes that will have you... hooked.
1. What is a fish's favourite instrument? The bass guitar!
2. Why don't fish like basketball? Because they're afraid of the net!
3. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks!
4. What's the fastest fish in the sea? A motor pike!
5. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
6. Why do fish like to hang out at the aquarium? Because they're tanked!
7. What kind of music do fish listen to? Something catchy, of course!
8. Why can't fish play basketball? Because they can't jump very high!
9. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam"!
10. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop them a line!
There you have it. These fish jokes are sure to brighten up your day and make you smile. As fishkeepers, we know how truly fascinating and beautiful fish can be and it's important to take the time to appreciate them while having some fun.
Our favourite fish jokes this month - 2
For many people, fishkeeping is a serious hobby that requires dedication and hard work. But that doesn't mean we can’t have a little fun and laughter along the way! Here are some hilarious fish jokes that will have you... hooked.
1. What is a fish's favourite instrument? The bass guitar!
2. Why don't fish like basketball? Because they're afraid of the net!
3. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks!
4. What's the fastest fish in the sea? A motor pike!
5. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
6. Why do fish like to hang out at the aquarium? Because they're tanked!
7. What kind of music do fish listen to? Something catchy, of course!
8. Why can't fish play basketball? Because they can't jump very high!
9. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam"!
10. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop them a line!
There you have it. These fish jokes are sure to brighten up your day and make you smile. As fishkeepers, we know how truly fascinating and beautiful fish can be and it's important to take the time to appreciate them while having some fun.